Okay I read this and laughed SO hard…..I am also adding a few of my own because I constantly find myself thinking these things!!!! I wouldn’t trade it for the world!
You know you are a mom if…
You know you’re a mom if you’ve ever crawled under a crib at 2 a.m. searching for a pacifier like your life depended on it.(or IN it to get your little one to go back to sleep)
You know you’re a mom if you’ve ever stuck a pacifier in your mouth just to clean it off!
You know you are a mom if you find yourself singing Old MacDonald in the car…alone! (or in our case the wonder pets theme song)
You know you are a mom when you start looking at diaper bags the same as you did those awesome leather purses currently hanging in your closet.
You know you’re a mom if you have more children than dollars in your purse.
You know you’re a mom if you can take a shower, do hair and makeup in less than 10 minutes (with an audience)
You know you’re a mom if you don’t even shut the door to go to the bathroom. (or have mastered using public restrooms with your baby in your lap, never touching the ground)
You know you’re a mom if you taste baby food along with the evening meal.
You know you are a mom if you can drive while simultaneously feeding your child (even if the carseat is rear facing).
You know you’re a mom when you wake up with extra people in bed with you. (and never sleep in later than 6:00 am I might add)
You really know you’re a mom when you stop caring if people think your house is nice and you just wish they’d think your kids were nice.
You know you’re a mom when baby wipes are more valuable than money at any given time of day in any given location.
You know you’re a mom if everything you ever need is on the floor of your car.
You know you are a mom if before you had kids you took for granted the term “running a quick errand”.
You know you are a mom if coffee = survival.